Here's how it works....

You make a wish and then someone grants it, but makes it twisted.

Example:

I wish I had a million dollars

Wish granted but then some one steals it.



I wish I had a banana split! :drool

Wish granted:
you can have one, but you have to hold it for me to eat!

I wish I had an elephant!

Wish granted but then it ruined your house


I wish I had a babysitter for tomarrow so I could have a spa day

Wish granted: But the babysitter is going to burn down your house.

I wish I had a vibrator.:giggle

wish granted but you have not batteries :giggle

I wish to have a sexy body :)

wish granted but you have not batteries :giggle

I wish to have a sexy body :)

Wish granted, but your BO is so bad that bugs run away from you.


I wish to have a large bowl of chocolate ice cream.

Wish granted but it melts before you get to eat it

I wish I didnt have to do the dishes

Wish granted, but cockroaches live on all your dirty dishes and get into your never ending supply of clean ones/

I wish I had a swimming pool

wish granted but it has no water in it


I wish i had long hair

wish granted...but your long hair comes in gray :scared

I wish for an ice skating rink in my backyard

wish granted, but the second you step on the rink you rbeak both legs

I wish I had a turtle

Wish granted, but he's a snapping turtle and bites you!

I wish I had a kate spade purse

Wish granted, but it's full of poop from austin's stinkiest diapers.

I wish I had a water bed.

wish granted, but there is a huge hole in it


i wish i had some pizza

wish granted....
but the toppings are being eaten by mice


I wish I had a really cool sports car

wish granted, but there is no engine in it


i wish i was still sleeping :lol

wish granted...

but there are jackhammers going off outide your window:giggle


I wish I had a dog

wish granted, but he runs away

i wish it was snowing

wish granted but it snowed so much you cant even get out of your house

I wish I had a bigger house

wish granted, but there is no roof

i wish i could fly :giggle

Wish granted, but you fly INTO everything!!!

I wish I had a bigger kitchen!

wish granted, but you have no sink, stove or fridge

i wish i was in Chicago

Wish Granted
But you get snowed it the entire time at the airport :mumble

I wish I had a bigger house

wish granted but it is infested with bugs

i wish i didn't have student loans

wish granted but you have no $ at all

i wish i had a boyfriend!

wish granted, but he turned out to be gay :shock

i wish i had my license

Wish granted but he has a boyfriend, too :confuzzle

I wish I had a bigger linen closet

wish granted, but he turned out to be gay :shock

i wish i had my license

We posted the same thing at the same time :giggle so I'll grant your wish for you.

You have your license, but no car

Wish granted but you had an infestation of moths in your closet :P

I wish that I could buy a lighthouse

Wish granted but it has no light

I wish somebody would come clean my house :giggle

Wish granted, but you hired Charlie Brown's pal Pigpen :giggle

Wish that I could fly anywhere I wanted to!

Wish granted, but your arms get tired

I wish I had a new lap top

Wish granted, but you dropped it and have to get another one!!!

Wish I could sing opera

Wish granted, but you get a bad case of stage fright

I wish my family would come visit me

wish granted but they get stuck in the airport

i wish i could eat chocolate everday

wish granted, but it turns out you are allergic

i wish i had a car

Wish granted, but too bad it got stolen a day later :giggle

I wish my house would clean itself!

Granted but your house locks you out :giggle

I wish that I could go to Ireland

wish granted, but it rains the whole time

i wish i could find a better paying job

wish granted but you end up gettin fired :(

i wish i had cable

Wish granted, but your neighbor steals your cable.

I wish I had a puppy.

wish granted but he runs away :(

i wish i had a kitten

Wish granted, but it's an evil kitty.

I wish I had a 67 mustang

Wish granted but it is baby poop green :giggle

I wish my son would stop crying and go to sleep :hissyfit

wish granted, but he wakes up every hour

i wish my room wasn't so fricking cold

wish granted, but now it's too hot!

I wish my husband would finish the laundry for me

Wish granted, but now she's HOTT like,a MILF:giggle

I want a paint job for my poop-green Stang

wish granted but he shrinks your favorite jeans

i wish i didn't have class at 9 AM tomorrow

Wish granted, but now she's HOTT like,a MILF:giggle

I want a paint job for my poop-green Stang

Granted, but now the Stang is broken down :vent

I want to sleep through the night tonight

Wish granted, but now she's HOTT like,a MILF:giggle

I want a paint job for my poop-green Stang

wish granted, but it catches on fire!!

i wish i could go shopping

Granted, but now the Stang is broken down :vent

I want to sleep through the night tonight

Wish granted but you wet the bed!

I wish I got flowers sent to me

wish granted, but it catches on fire!!

i wish i could go shopping

Wish granted but you only have $100 dollars

I keep my last wish :giggle

wish granted, but they died in an hour

i wish i would get a card sent to me

wish granted, but they are from a wierdo stalker guy

I wish I had an Ipod

Wish granted but you leave it in your pants and it goes through the wasing machine.

I wish I had a giant cookie!

Wish granted, but the cookie is burnt

Wish I could win the lottery

Wish granted but you invest in crappy stocks

I wish I had some slippers

Wish granted but your slippers have ants in them

Wish I could have a quiet dinner with DH

Wish granted, but the food is burnt

I wish I had a job

Wish granted but your boss is :wacko

Wish I was at Disney

Wish granted but you are alone

I wish my man was home:(

wish granted but he cant see you at all

i wish i as asleep

Wish granted but you have nightmares.

I wish I had more scarpbooking supplies

Granted, but you have so many you start wallpapering the house

Wish I had a dog

Wish granted but it chews up everything

I wish I had an all expense paid trip to the Bahamas with John

Wish granted, but you have to go with his parents too

I wish I didn't have homework

Wish granted but it's all incorrect

I wish his parents didn't have to go with me :(

Wish granted but it breaks down after 10 minutes

I wish I was in NY

Wish granted, but you have to take a total stranger with you

Wish I had a robot to clean my toilets!

Wish granted but you suddenly have no toliets!

I wish I had more hours in the day.

Wish granted but you had to spend them all working

I wish I was still in bed

Wish Granted.
But the bed is in the same room as a marching band :lmao

I wish I had 20/20 vision

Wish granted but you see every horrible thing people do!

I wish I had more time for TWH!

Granted, but you have no where to sit while you use the comp.

Wish I could see into the future

granted, but the world comes to an end

i wish i had a cell phone

Granted, but you can only call your mom :D

Wish that I had a lawn that would mow itself!

granted, but its dead grass now...

i wish i had some ice cream

Wish granted, but it is drano-flavored ice cream

I wish I had a laundry fairy

wish granted but ur cloths come out shredded


i wish i could get a good nights sleep

Wish granted but then you woke up late and were late for everyhing

I wish it would stop raining

Wish granted but now its so hott that earth is dryin up


i wish my kid could change her own diaper

Wish granted, but the Carriona puts the dirty diaper into the dryer with all the clean clothes.

I wish my cat could clean her own littlerbox

Wish granted but now kitty litter fills your house.

I wish my kid would move sides.

Wish granted but then she moves closer to you bladder and you have to pee even more

I wish I didn't have to put away clean clothes

Wish granted, but then the clothes get thrown out the window and you have no clothes left.

I wish I had energy to post on either board..

wish granted, but you're posts make no sense

i wish i didn't have a migraine

wish granted but no one else is posting

wish i could take a nap

Wish granted but you have a strange dream

I wish I could find a realtor I really like!

wish granted, but they would quit on you

i wish i wasn't so tired

Wish granted but now you are so hyper you can't sit still!

I wish I could go on a date with my husband.

wish granted, but your date gets ruined by rain

i wish it would stop raining/snowing

Wish granted but now it is too hot outside

I wish I knew what to make for dinner tonight

wish granted, but no one likes it

i wish the cafeteria wasn't serving icky food.

granted, but then they run out of food

i wish my shoulder would stop hurting

granted, but now your head hurts instead

i wish my room wasn't so hot!

granted, but now its freezing

i wish my pizza would cook faster

granted, but now it's burned to a crisp

i wish i didn't have class tomorrow

Granted, but you're sick in bed with a cold

Wish I could be an artist

Wish Granted
But, all the stores ran out of paint

I wish that I had a maid :P

granted, but she makes more of a mess than she cleans

i wish i had some pizza right now :hungry

Granted, but it has anchovies on it!

I wish I had blue eyes!

granted, but you have to wear thick glasses

i wish my headache would go away

granted but now your back hurts

i wish it wasnt soo cold

granted but now you're too hot

i wish my internet wasn't being stupid

granted, but now your computer crashed

i wish it was summertime

granted, but now it's super hot!

i wish i wasn't so frazzeled

Granted but now you have a migrane

Wish I could pay someone to do my laundry!

granted but they shrink all your clothes

i wish my sister was more respectful

granted but all your clothes are pink

I wish I could get out of debt completely.

granted, but then everything you own got stolen

i wish my computer was faster

granted but then it won't let you on TWH

i wish i didn't have a crazy day tomorrow

granted, but then a tornado struck

i wish i could play the guitar

Granted, but all of your strings break...

I wish I had a dog.

Wish Granted
But he eats all your dvds (I had a dog do that :lol)

I wish I could go on vacation to play in the snow

granted, but you get snowed in

i wish my throat would stop hurting

Wish Granted
But you loose your voice.

I wish I could get pregnant

granted, but you get twins!

i wish wood would call me like now

OK.. I think I can handle twins :lmao

Wish Granted!
But he doesn't speak English to you... he speaks Japanese! :teehee

Oops I forgot my wish! :P
I wish that my W-2's would hurry up so we can file income tax already!

granted, but you get no money back :(

i wish i was with Wood right now!

Granted, but he has the flu.

I wish I could get my hair cut and dyed professionally.

Wish Granted
But they cut it to your ears and dye it pink :shock

I wish that I could lose 20 pounds

granted, then you lose all your hair :shock

i wish i had a perfect smile

Granted, but then you get pregnant :baby

I wish dh wasn't giving me that "look" :giggle

You do Goober ;)
But anyhoo Wish Granted
But your teeth turn yellow :shock

Wish Granted
But then he wakes up at 2 am giving you that nudge :lmao

I wish that I had cable

me 2! uhh wish granted, but your tv breaks!

i wish i didnt live here.

Wish granted
But you have to live in Japan

I wish that gas prices were cheaper

granted, then your car breaks down

i wish i had a car

wish granted, but it gets stolen a day later


I wish I could get more cuddle time with DH!

granted, but then he gets the flu

i wish i could go out dancing!

Wish Granted
But when you get there there is no music to dance to

I wish I didn't have insomnia

me 2!!

granted, but then you turn into a coffee addict

i wish it wasnt 4 am

Don't remind me Sam! :shock lol
Wish Granted
But now its 8pm again and you have to start all over... but good thing Im here :teehee

I wish Gizmo would stop attacking my hands :nutts

:teehee

granted then he starts attacking your feet!

i wish i was tired...

wish granted, but you can't fall asleep

i wish i didn't have so many classes today

Wish granted but you are on academic probation for flunking out!

I wish I could go to San Diego!

granted but it rains the whole time

i wish i could eat lunch before 1400 (oops, 2:00)

granted, but there is no food for you to eat.

i wish someone could make me food.

granted, but you get sick and can't eat it

i wish my computer would cooperate

Wish Granted
But it won't let you on TWH :teehee

I wish I had a boost of energy so I can get up and be productive

granted, but you do things wrong and have to do them again

i wish i didn't have student loans

Wish Granted
But in order to wipe them clean you have to start college all over again :shock

I wish we could go to Epcott!

wish granted, but you get stuck there

i wish i didn't have a migraine

Wish granted but you have toe cramps :shock

I wish it wasn't so cold here

granted but now it's too hot

i wish i had my test results back

Granted, but they lost them and you have to take them all over again

Wish that DH would stop changing the channel!!!!

granted, but he stops on a show you hate

i wish my contacts would stop hurting

(honestly he has done that :giggle :banghead)

Granted but you have to suffer because you can't find your glasses

I wish I had a nice salad from the Olive Garden :hungry

granted, but your DH eats it before you get any

i wish my desk lamp wasn't burned out...:vent

Wish granted, but the replacement bulb is bright orange!

I wish dh hadn't eaten too many beans at dinner :giggle

granted, but he ate too much garlic

i wish i had ice cream

Granted, but it's not your favorite kind

Wish I had a nice cuppa hot chocolate

granted, but it keeps you up all night

i wish we had hot water in the showers :reallymad :vent

Granted but you're a little burnt :(

I wish my hubby wouldn't leave crumbs on the floor :angrywife

granted but now he leaves them in bed

i wish i didn't run out of toothpaste

Granted, but you can't find your toothbrush

I wish I were a better gardener

granted, but your garden takes over your property... (i'm a lil :screwy tonight)

i wish i wasn't so :bored with schoolwork

Granted but you have to stay offa TWH to get your schoolwork done :yes

Wish I could just go to sleep right now!

granted, but you wake up 5 mins later

i wish i had some chips

granted but they're stale

i wish we had hot water in the showers (we still dont)

granted, but now the pipes broke

i wish i had some cake

Granted but it's your least fav. flavor

I wish I got a letter in the mail

granted, but its junk mail

i wish i had some cookies

granted, but they are a really gross kind

i wish it wasn't so late already...

granted but now its noon tomorrow

i wish i didnt have to do dishes

granted, but you have to buy new ones

i wish my pimples would go away

granted, but now you get facial hair!

i wish i had another book to read

granted but it's a really bad book.

i wish i didn't have to get up at 5:30

granted, but now your late for class

i wish i had a VW beetle

granted, but it needs expensive repairs

i wish i was already asleep

granted, but your up already

i wish food would cook by itself

Granted but it always comes out burnt!

I wish it I could go shopping!

granted, but you have no money

i wish i had a new pair of jeans

Granted, but they look completely hideous (sp?)

I wish I could have some real German bread

Wish granted, but it's moldy

I wish that I lived with DB. :wub

granted, but you dont have a place to live

i wish AF would go away already :hissyfit

Wish granted, but it's because you're pregnant!! :inshock

I wish I could go home from work early.

:shock

granted, but you get in a car accident :(

i wish i could drive

granted but your license is suspended

i wish i didn't have so much work to do

Granted but you have to do housework instead

I wish I wasn't hungry right now!!

granted, but now you're too full

i wish i didn't have to work at 5 am tomorrow

granted, but you dont get enough sleep

i wish i had 300 dollars

granted, but it gets stolen

i wish i knew how i did on my test...

granted, but you failed it

i wish i was on a plane going to Chicago

granted, but you get delayed

i wish it wasn't so cold

Granted, but its extremely dry

I wish I were healthy.

granted, but you get sick again soon

i wish i didn't have a splitting headache

Granted but you get heartburn

I wish I would go to sleep on time for once!

Granted but you wake up 2 hours later

I wish my feet were warm.

Granted but now they're steamy hot

Wish I could have a Starbucks right now...

Granted but they use bad creamer

I wish my arthritis wasn't buggin me right now.

Granted but you get a foot cramp

I wish I wasn't going to be 30 this year :shock

granted, but your going to be 60!! :shock

i wish i didnt miss him soo much

granted, but you can't see him

i wish i wasn't SOOO tired

granted, but now you are extremely hyper

i wish i had some good chocolate chip cookies

granted but you are too full to eat them

i wish i had a boyfriend

Granted but he's a :nerd :giggle

I wish I were back in high school

granted, but your a geek

i wish i was a blonde :wink

granted, but you fail your classes

i wish i could finish my homework

Wish Granted
But Pumpkin eats them while you are sleeping :teehee

I wish I could make my bills dissapear :nutts

granted, but your stuff vanishes too

i wish i didn't have to sleep alone tonight

Wish granted but he steals the covers

I wish my inlaws made sense

wish granted but they drive you crazy

i wish i didn't fight with my sister

Wish granted, now you have a brother to fight with

I REALLY wish my arthritis didn't exist.

Wish granted, now you have a brother to fight with

I REALLY wish my arthritis didn't exist.


^^^ unfortunately, i also have a brother to fight with.

granted, but now you have a migraine

i wish my ex would leave me alone

Wish Granted
But now you have your parents won't leave you alone

I wish that I could get away for the weekend

granted, but you don't get to go anywhere fun

i wish i could sleep

granted, but your not sleeping in your own bed

i wish i wasnt cold

granted, but you're sweating now

i wish i had new clothes

granted but they are ugly

i wish i had a tattoo

granted, but you don't like it now

i wish i could take a nap

But you never wake up.

Ooh. I'm dark.

Ok. I wish that I had shinier hair.

Lame, I know...I'm unimaginative today.

granted, but you dont like your color

i wish it wasnt almost 1am

granted, but now it's almost 3 AM

i wish i didn't have a pimple on my chin...ugh

granted but now there is one on the tip of your nose...can you say rudolph :shock :lol

i wish it was spring

Granted, but it snows every day.

I wish I could speak better German.

granted, but you forgot how to speak english

i wish i was tired

Granted, but you still can't fall asleep

I wish I didn't have to clean the house

granted but now you have to clean someone else's house

i wish my room wasn't freezing

Granted, but you're stuck in the rest of the house where it's still cold.

I wish I could fly

granted, but now you're invisible...

i wish i got more sleep last night.

Granted, but you're still tired

I wish I knew how to ride horses

granted, but you forget how to drive

i wish i had some chocolate

Granted, but that's all you can eat for the rest of your life

I wish I didn't have to smoke the ham by myself

granted, but now there are too many people

i wish i wasn't hungry

Granted but now you're thirsty and there's nothing to drink

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist

granted, but now you have to go to the gyno

i wish had new shoes

granted but they get stolen

i wish i was 21

granted, but they change the drinking age to 25

i wish my car had better heat

Granted, but now it overheats

I wish I had some candy at home

granted but its a kind you dont like

i wish my computer would stop being stupid

Wish granted, but it become super smart and tries to take over the world!

I wish the cat wasn't smart enough to open the door to my bedroom when its closed.

granted but she locks herself in the bathroom :lol

i wish the stereo was in the computer room

Wish granted, but there aren't enough outlets to accomodate the stereo!

I wish I would reach 1000 posts so I could go to bed!

Granted but then you want to reach 1500 b4 bed

I wish John would call already!

Wish granted, but there's so much static, you can only make out half of what he says.

I wish I could decide on a digital camera to buy.

Wish granted but now you have to decide on what memory card to buy

I wish I had more posts :(

granted, but you cheat and buy them :suspect

i wish my computer wasnt stupid

Granted but now it's too smart for you, so it runs away

I wish my brother's crap was out of my room.

granted but now he moves into your room!

i wish wood would call me soon

granted, but you don't get to talk for very long

i wish it wasn't already 12:30

granted now its 530pm tomorrow

i wish i had munchies to eat

granted but they aren't the ones you like

i wish i was tired

Granted but you oversleep for class tomorrow

I wish my head would stop pounding...

wish granted but then the kids can't sleep

I wish I could graduate this semester

Wish granted but then you can't find a good job

I wish I could afford a new camera

wish granted but then it's not compatible with your computer

I wish i had something to eat that wasn't salty